STUPID FINS!!!!

It is to weep...Our dear, dear Dolphins, adrift for yet ANOTHER YEAR (32 and COUNTING)...Do we blame Nick Saban? Daunte Culpepper? The failure of the No-Name Defense to have cloned themselves for future use?

Nay, Dear Readers, we blame the World Football League.....The Fins, coming off back-to-back Super Bowl victories in 1973, including that magical undefeated season of 1972, were in a position to establish a dynasty of Championship years.

And then...the Canadians exacted their revenge for Yorktown and wooed Larry Csonka, a veritable Championship MACHINE..who offered to stay with the Fins if the Robbie family could come up with $2 million extra dollars. The Robbies refused to pay and alas, All Was Lost.

Canada can kiss Our....anyway. Not even the ignomious defeat of the Bucs can ease this broken, marine mammalian heart of Ours. One day, ONE DAY, Yours Truly will again be bedecked in Orange and Aqua as the Team takes the Super Bowl field...

OF course we will be so OLD that we won't know WHY....and will think we are going to SEAWORLD, but still...

Oh, and Note to the Late Joe Robbie: Sir, the FANS would have raised those $2 million....

Hugs and grumbles,
Alysoun