Rantings from a Bird Gone Horribly, Horribly
Wrong

So, my evil sister Steel Wool is making me start a blog, apaprently because she, alone among all "sentient" beings in the galaxy has decided *I* don't share enough. Anyone who actually KNOWS me and read that last sentence is weeping, nay verily they are SOBBING with laughter at the very concept.

I shall attempt to protect what is LEFT of the reputations of my dearest friends and family members by oh-so cleverly disguising their identities as listed below, ensuring that THEY won't have a clue, almost everybody else in the world WILL, and all of us will get them confused and wrong and destroy the shreds of dignity and self-respect that linger in our hearts as we conveniently have total strangers living together and Royal Peers in need of permission slips to attend their 7th grade field trip to Islands of Adventure. You may wish to print this out for future reference. I know I will.

So, The Players:

The Bird: Moi, your overly intelligent Host

Splendid Man: the Bird's spouse

Darling Boy: the Bird's eldest spawn

Precious Boy: the Bird's youngest spawn

Steel Wool: Source of agony. Protege to the Bird and a Force Not to be Mocked, except by ME, the Family, the Boys, Mittens, Turtle and oh well...have at it.

Turtle: Beloved of Steel Wool.

Fabio: a Dear Friend, source of much amusement for the Bird, Steel Wool and in fact several citizens of the SCA dba Kingdom of Trimaris. Despite the torture Fabio receivesd at our hands, he is much-loved.

Mittens: See "Fabio": different person, same side effects. Even about the "much-loved" part, but don't tell HIM that, because the Bird will never hear the end of it.

The Boys: The Bird's dearest friends, a couple of sweet gentlemen who are very much in love with each other.

Thing 1: Taller one of the Boys
Thing 2: oh don't make me say it.

Darling Girl: The Bird's oldest friend, raises horses and heartrates.

The Family: the Bird's clan of chosen family members. Fav color: international distress orange (IDO). Yes, really.

Ancestors: the Bird's parents. Mythical creatures believed by many to be the Font of Patience. Believed by the Bird and Splendid Man to be in need of much intensive psychotherapy.

More later.....God help you all.

Hugs,
Alysoun